The Haus-Wyfe Home
Time & Location
Is it performance art or just sad? It is it capitalism or a boatload of fun? I'm not even sure if Happi is telling the truth, but isn't that how we expose lies? Come for a whole 24 hours packed into just a 1 and half hour event? Does that even make sense? Does time even make sense? It's not that I'm lying, my facade is the truth? Maybe it's maybelline maybe it's just expired foundation? Take a tour, eat a cookie, talk about the news but not too hard, have dinner, drink milk while analyzing an affair, meet the Joneses, watch TV, sing karaoke, go to bed, have a nightmare, wake up and leave for that shitty ass job you don't want but are lucky to have! See you in April, buy-bye dear!
The Haus Wyfe Home is Part of Copious "Truth Tellers" Month.
- Cover Charge$15$150$0
- Member Cover Charge$12$120$0
- Ballard Resident$13.50$13.500$0